Hammermill Cash: You’ve found our buried treasure
Meet your captain
Pete the Pirate Parrot has made port and is looking for a crew.
Ahoy, sailors. My name is Pete, the Pirate Parrot, captain of the Memphis, and I’ve heard the rumors. The landlubbers are saying I’m a bad pirate. They’re saying I give away too much loot. They’re saying the age of pirates is over.
But to all that, I say no!
There is plenty of treasure still out there waiting to be found, and we’re going to find it together!
How it works
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Join the crew
Sign up or log in to step aboard Pete the Pirate Parrot’s ship. Signing up automatically lets you open a whole treasure chest of other benefits like the ability to track orders, see past orders and set up or manage ongoing subscriptions.
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Earn coins
Start pillaging. Earn coins for every dollar spent.
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Redeem your loot
When the plundering is done, redeem coins for discounts on your next purchase.
How to earn your keep on Pete’s ship
Subscribe
Earn 500 coins
Subscribe for weekly, monthly, bi-weekly, quarterly or bi-monthly product deliveries. (Subscribing also saves you an automatic 5%).
Buy paper
Earn 5 coins for every $1 spent
When you amass 500 coins, you’ll receive $5 off your next purchase. 1,000 coins will get you $10 off. 2,000? $20. 5,000? $50. 7,500? $75. And if you dig up 10,000 coins, you’ll get $100 off.
Where to dig for treasure
Redeem your loot for more treasure
Will you sail the seven seas with me?
While you’re swabbing the deck on the Memphis, keep a weather eye on the horizon for Nibbles. He sails aboard the SharkBites, and his ship is known to be well-stocked with loot each month.